Supreme Dictator 4 Life Matt
Race: Abominable Snowman (from Florida)
First Crocodile Freddy
Race: Crocidile (from New Mexico)
Race: Alien (from unknown under witness protection program)
Our top-secret club, G.R.O.S.S.-- Get Rid Of Slimy squidS! Slimy squidS?! We know that's redundant, but otherwise it doesn't spell anything. We are against stinky slimy giant squids! Sorry no pictures of stinky giant squids available.
Minutes from meeting on 2/16/08:
(9:52)This emergency meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy Squids club will now come to order. Supreme Dictator for Life Matt was seen smooching giant squid
(9:53) Supreme Dictator for Life Matt is put on double secret probation.
(9:55) Bernie is seen spying on the meeting. Meeting is over.
Minutes from meeting on 2/14/08:
(19:12)This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy Squids club will now come to order. First Crocodile Freddy will read the minutes of our last meeting. Today we will devise another brilliant plan to annoy our enemy.
(19:13) Supreme Dictator for Life Matt proposal is greeted with huzzahs from membership.
(19:15) Shouts of asset. Much pounding on tables. Three cheers erupt from club ideals. Membership reduced to tears. More huzzahs, pandemonium ensues.
(19:19) Giant squid yells to be quiet. Meeting over. Medals awarded.
Minutes from meeting on 2/7/08:
(15:43)This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy Squids club will now come to order. First Crocodile Freddy will read the minutes of our last meeting. Today this February assembly will decide whether to demote President Al on charges of heresy.
(15:48)Let the record show that the defendant made an undisparaging comment about the possible membership of Giant Squid, an admitted Stinky Squid and enemy of the club.
(15:49)Let the record also show that Supreme Dictator for Life Matt is a nincompoop.
(15:50) Supreme Dictator for Life Matt charges President Al with insubordination. The court find President Al guilty on both counts and strips him of the title.
(15:53)Since President Al is also a stenographer since Stenographer Squidoo is smooching Lama, he refuses to enter the verdict and promotes himself to “El Snowmano Numero Uno”.
(15:55)President Al writes his new title in official club notebook and steals Supreme Dictator for Life Matt’s hat.
(15:58)Bandages administered. El Snowmano Numero Uno rebuked for chomping."
Minutes from meeting on 1/26/08:
(9:25)This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy Squids club will now come to order. First Crocodile Freddy will read the minutes of our last meeting.
(9:30) Meeting called to order. Supreme Dictator For Life Matt proposed resolution condemning the existence of squids.
(9:35) Secretary Squidoo abstains from vote. Motion fails.
(9:36) Patriotism of Secretary Squidoo called into question.
(9:37) Philosophical discussion.
(10:15) Bandages administered. Supreme Dictator For Life rebuked for biting."
(10:16) Forgot what debate was about. Medals of bravery awarded to all parties.